My Pet HumanWiki

Store Catalog

Everything you can buy, store by store, with prices in credits.

Each alien planet has its own store (Zynthar Prime has three). Fly there with MAP on the console, then press Right A or STORE to open it on the delivery post. Prices are in credits. Something you cannot afford is greyed out, and pointing at an item tells you about it.

Earth has no store. Instead, the STORE button reads ABDUCT there.

Glorpax Food Bazaar

Glorpax. Food, drink and the garden box.

Item Price Description
Human Chow 12 A box of crunchy Sol-3 pellets. Feeds a human for several meals.
Soda (4 cans) 8 Fizzy Sol-3 drink in cans. Screams briefly when opened.
Brain-Berry Smoothie 35 Fills a human right up. Causes cranial swelling.
Grub-Nuggets 28 Crunchy, wriggly and filling. Leaves the skin softly glowing.
Pure Nutrient Paste 22 Maximum nutrition. The eyes may change color.
Cosmic Tentacle Tartare 50 Caught fresh from a gravity well. A bigger head and a glow, all in one meal.
Garden box 30 Three plots and carrot seeds. Humans grow carrots and wear them as hats.

New Threads

Threadworld. Living clothes, and things for crafting and showing off.

Item Price Description
Pulsing Bio-Helmet 45 Living headwear. Bonds with the wearer and hums a little.
Tentacle Tuxedo 70 Formal wear with opinions. Do not stare at it for long.
Membrane Body-Glow 55 A second skin that glows a gentle teal.
Craft table 45 Everything a human needs to make things for you.
Display table 20 A little table for showing off what they make.

Klorr Toys

Klorrgblat XII. Toys that fill the fun meter (and sometimes change your human).

Item Price Description
Ball 6 The classic Sol-3 toy. It is round.
Hypno-Sphere Mk II 40 Fills the fun meter all the way. Hair loss included.
Endless Chuckler 30 A box that never stops laughing. Skin color may change.
Cuddle-Worm Plush 25 Soft and squeezable. Eye color changes are free.
Mutation Jester Box 45 Turn the crank, hear the song, receive a surprise mutation.
Workout Bench 45 A little weight bench. Builds fitness for Sports Day.
Exercise Wheel 40 A big running wheel. Humans love a good run. Some run a little too fast.
Rag Doll Human 20 A soft little human of their very own. Very calming, for most.
Pocket Putt-Putt 50 A box that folds out into a mini golf green, putter included. Don't lose the putter.
Human Throwing Plate 12 Humans throw it to each other. Yours will throw it anyway.

Zynthar Home Supply

Zynthar Prime. Everything a human needs, plus furniture and the Reversal Serum.

Item Price Description
Food bowl 10 A bowl with your human's name on it.
Bed 40 A soft bed with a pillow, which is a small bed for the head.
Pitcher 8 A water pitcher that never runs dry.
Water cooler 35 Fill it with the pitcher. Humans like it cold.
Litter box 15 For humans who are not fussy.
Toilet 50 For humans who are.
Shower 60 Keeps a human clean. They sing in it.
Couch 70 Two seats and a throw blanket. Good for lounging, and for naps if there's no bed.
Armchair 25 A padded chair for sitting in. Humans love to sit.
Floor Lamp 30 A little standing lamp with a warm bulb. Point and pull the trigger to switch it.
Reversal Serum 500 One spray at the head undoes every mutation: alien food, toys and the mutation station.

Habitat Makeover

Zynthar Prime. New floors and lids for the habitat.

Item Price Description
Carpet 30 Plush carpet for the whole habitat floor. Set the roll down inside and it rolls out.
Astroturf 30 Bright fake grass, mowed in stripes. Set the roll down inside and it rolls out.
Wood Floor 45 Real-look wooden planks. Set it down inside and it lays itself.
Wood Chips 25 A sack of crunchy wood chips. Set it down inside and it pours out.
Pebbles 35 A sack of smooth pebbles. Set it down inside and it pours out.
Light Lid 60 A lid with lights across the back and an opening at the front. Switch on the side.
Escape-Proof Lid 600 A locking grille lid. Nobody gets out over the glass. Open the latch to reach in.

Sharper Zynthar

Zynthar Prime. Fancy gadgets. One of each per customer.

Item Price Description
Anti-Gravity Floor Lamp 90 A floating bulb. Soothing light helps a human rest.
Holographic Aquarium 120 Three pretend fish. Watching them keeps boredom away.
Singing Statuette 75 A little bust that hums. Lifts the mood.
Quantum Lava Lamp 60 Inside: probability. Outside: bubbles. Pure decor.
Levitating Focus Crystal 110 Hovers and turns. Calms the nerves.
Plasma Coil Sculpture 95 Crackles with safe energy. Sticks wherever you put it.
Auto-Compliment Mirror 80 Says nice things. Sticks wherever you put it.
Holographic Caretaker Trophy 70 Self-awarded. Sticks wherever you put it.
Plaque of Average Standing 45 Reads ACCEPTABLE. Sticks wherever you put it.
Dust-Resistant Sphere 55 Claims to repel dust. Humans stay clean longer.
Self-Watering Bonsai Drone 130 A drone tends a tiny tree. Restful and cheering.
Void Clock 65 Shows no time. Sticks wherever you put it.

Good to know

  • Human Chow comes in boxes of about five bowls. Keep a spare.
  • Alien food, toys and clothes can change your human. See Mutations.
  • Sharper Zynthar gadgets work while they are in or near the habitat. See The Habitat.
  • New games start with 150 credits. Earn more by selling crafts, doing jobs and entering events. See Crafts and Credits.